[û] [dinner disaster] [û]
Hey there.
Just want to share what happen with me at the beginning of this summer.
When it was the last week of the school, I had no absolute problems. Then my dad came into town. He spent a week with us and I did absolutely nothing but shop. Well, I did eat a lot more than I use too… Anyways, he didn’t know that I was studying at Manila Science High School. He thought I was some kind of freak studying at an all girls’ school inside Better Living. Well, to be honest I don’t. Maybe you would know this if you really knew me.
But I rather hide the fact.
Anyways, Lucio Tan’s daughter invited us for dinner. What was her name again? Oh great I forgot. I had to be formal. Besides the fact that I had to comply on my requirements I had to act straight forward.
Like I was some kind of NEAT FREAK. But to be totally honest… I AM NOT. So here it turns out…
You may laugh at me, but it was embarrassing.
Here it goes.
So the door was opened into this private room. I was too amazed at the structure of the room. You could see how they really used Feng Shui at this room. It was free from a lot of stuff. Free from dirt. Free from messy substances. Free from the stinky smell of unused rooms. Free from mosquito flying around. Free from smelly socks… It was totally amazing. It had this monk like golden structure with the peace sign in his left hand… My left. Wait. Ahhhh… Wait. Was it my left or his left? Oh my left. So it was his right hand doing the peace sign… Then, a girl dressed in business attire smiled at me.
“Hello, you must be Gwen”
She kind of smirked at me. Was that a smirk…? Yeah the Mona Lisa smirk kind of style. She has chinito eyes and it was hidden in those black-framed glasses. She looked around her thirties. Maybe she is in her thirties. Well, you never know. But when I replied….
BOOM.
I accidentally hit her face.
Ah.
“I’M SOOOOO SORRRY… I didn’t mean it honest”
She didn’t replied. Oh my god. Then at the table. I pulled the chair and then when I was about to sit I forgot I pulled it so I went straight on the floor. Oh my god! Then someone else went into the room. He was handsome to be frank. He had his hair in gel and he also had those chinito eyes… Around his twenties perhaps…? Maybe.. Maybe not..
“I would like you to meet my brother Michael.” The Mona Lisa smirk girl said
“Hello” He had that sort of smile that makes you want to smile back. He also had that sweet voice and that gentle tone. I don’t know. Maybe I just like the guy.
Anyways, the host asked the waiter to serve cream of mushroom. Well, I notice that the hotel had many spoons. So I grabbed the nearest spoon to the plate and used it to grab a bite… Or a sip… Then the host approached me, she was wearing a pink blouse and a formal skirt. I think she wore 2” heels in those black shoes of hers. “My dear, that spoon is used for rice.” Oh…. Spoon for rice. Then I put it down. Then used the spoon beside it. “My dear that is used for side dishes”. Then grabbed the next one beside it. “My dear that is the spoon for soup” My GOD… Look lady this is A SOUP… Then she said… “”The spoon beside that is the spoon for the appetizers”. I mean a spoon for everything. And besides, what is the difference… They are all SPOONS. The guy in front of me chuckled. Yeah right! Doesn’t mean I don’t know the spoons I am uneducated.
Argh… *Rolled Eyes*
Then the main course. It was steak and fried rice. With side dishes namely corn and carrots. What is this place? Kenny Rogers? They are spending a thousand when they could spend just six hundred and get the benefit of muffin madness… Ahrg… well, that is the part I want to skip.
This is public!!!!
Okay, well it is only the Internet.
But…
WAH.. CENSORED!
Not that I had sex or anything porno graphical ei…
